Dukakis sucked.



So I'm about halfway through my paper analyzing the propaganda / persuasion techniques used by the campaign ads in the Dukakis/Bush race. I must say, it's no bloody wonder that Bush won. All of Dukakis' ads are essentially "Well yes, I may suck, but look, Bush sucks too!"

Hu?

Ok?

So I should vote for you because I shouldn't vote for Bush?

Wait, I remember using that same sentence a couple years ago. Of course, back then it was treason or something? I forget... was disagreeing with Bush a crime back then or not? I know that it's double-plus ungood now.

But thank god we're going to make Iraq independent this summer. I assume "independent" means "fully functioning with working infrastructure and stable government plus hope for civil and ethnic stability" right? Wait, you mean we just won't send as much money each month? Bummer for them.

Posted: Sun - November 16, 2003 at 03:33 AM          

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